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1.) Barach Obama, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by
God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this
world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the
Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses
and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them
though, that no matter what they did he was "not" changing his mind.
Barach Obama went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there "is" a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."
Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I have good news and terrible news. The first is that there "is" a God. The second is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."
Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First, God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Secondly, you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 8.
2.) A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!
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