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Half-wit

A man owned a small farm in Iowa. The Department of Labor claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an representative out to interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.

'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $100 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally. '

'That's the guy I want to talk to,...the half-wit,' says the agent.

'That would be me,' replied the farmer

 

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