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Jennifer a manager
at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill
a job opening.. After sorting through a
stack Of 20 resumes she found four people who were
equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and
ask them all only one question. Their answer would
determine which of them would get the
job.

The day came and as the four
sat Around the conference room table, Jennifer
asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know
of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.'
It just pops into your head. There's no
warning.
'That's very good!' replied
Jennifer. 'And, now you sir?', she asked the
second man.
'Hmmm.....let me see 'A blink! It
comes and goes and you don't know that it ever
happened.. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know
of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The
blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for
speed.' She then turned to the
third Man, who was contemplating his
reply..
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you
step out of the house and on the wall there's
a light
switch.. When you flip that switch, way out across
the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an
instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I
can think of'.
Jennifer was very impressed with the third
answer and thought she had found her man. 'It 's
hard to beat the speed of light,' she
said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man,
Jennifer posed the same
question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the
previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the
fastest thing known is
DIARRHEA.' 'WHAT!?'
said Jennifer, stunned by the
response... 'Oh
sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I
wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but
before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had
already shit my
pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now
on. Just don't shake his hand.

 

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