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Subject: FW: *What Do Retired People Do All Day?*

*What Do Retired People Do All Day?*

*Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their

days interesting.*

*Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went

into a shop.

We were only in there for about 5 minutes.*

* When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. *

*We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior

citizen a break?**' *

*He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi

turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for! having

worn tires.*

*So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and

put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third

ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the

more tickets he wrote.*

*Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a

little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.** *


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