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Subject: A 12 Pack


WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6,& 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
they happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks.
What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.
Oh I see," replied the boy.
"Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health class at School"
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and
asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high schoolboys, one for
Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday,
TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
"Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March.......

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