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  My wife told me we couldn't afford beer anymore with the cost of living and gas being so high, I'd have to quit. 

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, $150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $80 on vitamins, $85 on a nutrionist, $300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership. 

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. 

She said she needed it to look pretty for me. 

I told her that was what the beer was for. 

I don't think she's coming back. 


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