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A new school teacher injured his back and had to wear a
plaster cast around the upper part of his body, but it fit
under his shirt so he dressed up and went to school.

His first class was full un unruly students who were giving
him a rough time. He gave the students a reading assignment
and sat at his desk, but a strong breeze from an open
window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging
the tie as the entire class laughed at him.

Finally, the teacher got so frustrated with his flapping
tie, he took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie
to his chest in several places.

From that day on, discipline was never a problem in his


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