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Signs and Slogans: 
On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." 
Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." 
At a proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." 
On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." 
On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." 
At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." 
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." 
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." 
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." 
On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." 
In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry? Come on in and get fed up." 
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." 
At a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." 

 

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