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Two Construction Workers

Two construction workers were sitting in a bar one day,
drinking a few beers. The bartender noticed that they were
intent on something on their table, but couldn't see what
it was. Suddenly, both men jumped up, high-fived each
other, and shouted, "Fifty-five!"
Curious, the bartender went over to see what they were
doing. "Did somebody win a bet?" he asked.

One of the construction workers replied, "No, but we
stopped at Toys R Us on the way over and got a puzzle. It
says right on the box '2 to 4 years,' but we got it done in
fifty-five minutes!"
 

 

PASSING OF A GREAT ICON

Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson,
The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was
buried in a slightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California
Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch
and many others.

The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima,
delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much
he was kneaded."

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of
his dough on half-baked schemes. He was a crusty old man, and despite being
a little flaky at times, he was considered a roll model for millions. Toward
the end it was thought he'd rise once again, but he was a tart.

Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children
and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
 

 

 

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