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How many of these do you remember? Add up your score. Keep score till the
end of the test.

1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles
5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive - 6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with levers
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulbs
20. Beanie and Cecil
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You're getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

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Jeff's Blind Date

Jeff got off the elevator on the 15th floor and nervously
knocked on the door of his blind date's apartment.
Fortunately she was as beautiful and charming as everyone
had said and put him instantly at ease. "I'll be ready in a
few minutes," she told him. "Why don't you play with my dog
Spot while you're waiting? He's such a clever dog! He can
roll over, shake hands, sit up, and if you make a hoop with
your arms, he'll jump right through!"
Jeff went out to the balcony to wait for his date and the
dog followed him. Just to see if Spot really could do any
tricks, Jeff made a hoop with his arms and Spot jumped
through them - right off the balcony! He was wondering how
he would explain this when his date walked back out.
"I'm ready," she said. "Isn't Spot the cutest, happiest dog
you've ever seen?"

Jeff quickly replied, "To tell the truth, I think he seemed
a little depressed."
 

 

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