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Three guys are fishing in the Caribbean. One guy says, "I had a terrible
fire; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything
and that's why I'm here."

The second guy says, "I had a terrible explosion; lost everything. Now the
insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."

The third guy says, "What a coincidence. I had a terrible flood; lost
everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's
why I'm here."

The other guys turned to him with confusion and asked, "Flood? How do you
start a flood?"

 

Two elderly friends were enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the
men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last
month?"

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological
techniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."

"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?", his friend asked.

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile
broke across his face and he asked,

"What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!" Fred turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of
that clinic again?"
 

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