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Dental Vacation

On vacation, a woman and her husband had to make an
emergency visit to a dentist. "I want a tooth pulled," the
woman demanded. "And don't bother with the Novocain either,
because we're really in a hurry. Just take out the tooth
and we'll be on our way."

The dentist was impressed. "You're certainly a very brave
woman! Which tooth is it?"

The woman pushed her husband forward. "Show him your tooth,

A husband and wife are driving and they get pulled over by a policeman. The policeman gets to the car and asks for the man's license. The man replies, "Why do you need my license? What did I do wrong?"

The policeman answers, "You were traveling 45 mph in a 30 mph zone."

"Come on, officer," the man replies, "you know I was only going 35."

"No you weren't!" quips the wife, "I told you, you were speeding! I told you not to go fast. I knew you'd get a ticket!"

"Shut Up!" grunts the husband.

The policeman continues, "I'm also am charging you for going through a red light."

"Officer," the man explains, "you know as well as I, that light was yellow - not red."

The wife pipes in, "No, it was most definitely red - I told you it was red - I told you."

At this point the husband is infuriated. He yells at his wife, "SHUT UP!"

The policeman exclaims, "Hey! Stop yelling at your wife!" He then turns to the wife and asks, "Does he always talk to you this way?"

She calmly replies, "No, only when he's been drinking."



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