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The Preacher

Tony was in the hospital, near death. The family called
their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood
next to the bed, Tony's condition appeared to deteriorate
and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The
pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper and
Tony used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then
he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the
note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At
the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized
that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing
when Tony died. He said, "You know, Tony handed me a note
just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing
Tony, I'm sure it's a wonderful message."

He opened the note, and read, "Get off my oxygen tube!"
 

 

It's All In The Pronunciation

Two tourists driving through Louisiana were approaching the
town of Natchitoches when they began arguing about the
pronunciation of that town. Their argument continued as
they stopped for lunch.
Standing at the counter, one tourist decided to resolve the
issue by asking the employee. "Before we order, could you
please settle an argument for us? Would you please
pronounce the name of where we are? Slowly, please?"

The employee leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrr,
grrrrrrrr, Kiiiinng."

 

 

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