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The Juggler

A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer.
As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several
swords in the car. "What are those for?" she asked.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
"Well, show me," the officer requested.
So he got out the swords and started juggling them, first
three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand,
underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and
amazing the officer.

Another car passed by. The driver did a double take at the
cop and the juggler, and said, "My God! Look at the
drinking test they're giving now."



A college student wrote a letter home,

"Dear folks,

I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I
feel ashamed and unhappy to have to ask for another hundred,
but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that
you forgive me.

Your son, Marvin.

P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this
up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and
burn it. I prayed that I could get it back. But it was too late."

A few days later he received a letter from his father. It said,
"Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!"




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