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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening
when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with
a piece of paper in his hand.
The CEO said with a worried expression, "This is a very
sensitive and important document, and my secretary has gone
for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Sure," said the young executive, eager to gain points with
the big wig. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper,
and pressed the start button.

"Thank you so much!" said the CEO. "I need two copies."
 

 

 

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon
full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.
Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
The children began to discuss the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use
the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

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