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Poker:

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a
single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five
complete their playing time standing up.

Jon looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the
wife?"

They draw straws. Amanpreet, who is always a loser, picks
the short one.

They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad
situation any worse than it is.

"Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will
ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."

Amanpreet walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the
door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.

Amanpreet says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing
cards."

She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"

Preet replies, "I'll tell him."
 

 

Perhaps:

The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game
today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word
'perhaps' in it."

Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give
us any homework."

The teacher says, "Very good, Claude."

Mary says, "The sky is very dark... perhaps it's going to rain."

The teacher says, "Very good, Mary."

She calls on Little Johnny in the back. "Johnny?"

Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my
sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to
their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna shit on the piano."

 

 

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