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Two groups charter a double decker bus for a weekend trip to
Atlantic City. One group is all brunette and the other is
all blonde.

Once upon the bus, the blondes head upstairs and the
brunettes hang out on the bottom level.

The brunette group has a ball. They're whooping it up and
having a great time when one of them realizes she doesn't
hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides to go
and check on them.

When she gets up to the top deck, she finds all of the blondes
frozen in fear, staring straight ahead, each clutching the seat
in front of them.

"Whoa, whoa -- what's going on here? We're having a GREAT
time downstairs!"

One of the blondes replies through chattering frightened teeth,
"Yeah, but you guys have a driver!"

 

A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a
dog on a leash. He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother
you, but I couldn't help but notice that your dog was really
into the movie. He cried at the right spots, he moved
nervously in his seat at the boring parts, but most of all, he
laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Did you find that
unusual??"

"Yes," she replied, "I found it very unusual ...because he
hated the book!"

 

 

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