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Yuppie Not From Fargo

A yuppie walks into a hardware store and asks for a
chainsaw. The salesman recommends the top of the line,
knowing the yuppie has the money for it. The yuppie buys
it, but brings it back a day later, complaining that it
only cut down one tree and it took forever.

The salesman takes the chainsaw from him, starts it up to
see what's wrong, and the startled yuppie says, "What's
that noise?"

 

Movie Ratings Explained

G: Nobody gets the girl.

PG: The Good Guy Gets The Girl.

R: The Bad Guy Gets The Girl.

X: Everybody Gets The Girl.

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