A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her
on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then
skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by
losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you
follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought
I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping."

 

SEMINARS FOR FEMALES (prepared and presented by males)

1. Elementary Map Reading
2. Crying and Law Enforcement
3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR
4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
5. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A
Study in Contrast
6. The Seven Outfit Week
7. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine ("It's Happened Monthly
Since Puberty: Deal With it")
8. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions
9. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights
10. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
11. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil
and Water
12. Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament
13. Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too = I Love
You")
14. How to Earn Your Own Money
15. Gift giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad,
Electronics Good")
16. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is
on Your Side
17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
18. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Gas Station
19. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+
Channels.
20. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is
Not a Toy
21. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too
22. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
23. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "WedlockSchmedlock")
24. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
25. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
26. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?

 

 

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