2 Priests

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter
at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get
you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have
to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go
back as priests. What'll it be?"

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an
eagle, soaring above the Rocky mountains."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first

The second priest mulls this over for a moment and
asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?"

"No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we
can keep track of what you're doing."

"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always
wanted to be a stud."

"So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord
tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you
have any trouble locating them?" He asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's
somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles.
But the second one could prove to be more difficult."

"Why?" asketh the Lord.

"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota."


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