The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race
realized that if they continued in the usual manner they
were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat
down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog

Each side would have five years to breed the best fighting
dog in the world and which ever side's dog won would be
entitled to dominate the world.

The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the
biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the
biggest and strongest puppy from each litter to rebreed.

After five years the biggest meanest dog the world that had
ever been seen had been bred. Its cage needed steel bars
that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dogfight, the Americans showed
up with a strange animal. It was a NINE foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there
was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds
with the Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's
cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The
Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged
the American dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite
the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and
consumed the entire Russian dog in one bite.

There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog. The Russians
came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. "We
don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best
people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest meanest
Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing", one of the American replied. "We had our best
plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator
look like a Dachshund."



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