A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender
hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to
compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a
question though, why is your head so small?"
 
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many
times.
 
"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I 
heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming 
from a frog sitting next to a stream. So I picked up the frog and it 
said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 
wishes."
 
So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss.
POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman. She
said, "You now have 3 wishes." I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound
body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger." She nodded,
whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of
my clothes and was standing there naked! She then asked, "What will be
your second wish?"
 
I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make
sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down,
and beckoned to me. We then made love for hours! Later, as we lay
there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she 
whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will 
it be?" 

I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"


Submitted by: Unknown/Anonymous

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