25 Thoughts To Get You Through Almost Any Crisis

 

 1 - Indecision is the key to flexibility.
 2 - You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
 3 - There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of 
     preparation.
 4 - Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
 5 - Nostalgia isn`t what it used to be.
 6 - Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
 7 - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
 8 - The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
 9 - Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10 - Things are more like they are today than they ever have been 
     before.
11 - Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12 - Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13 - Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
14 - I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15 - Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
16 - All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
17 - If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to 
     blame.
18 - One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
19 - By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
20 - Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
21 - The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
22 - There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
23 - This is as bad as it can get, but don`t bet on it.
24 - Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes 
     it.
25 - The trouble with life is, you`re halfway through it before you     
     realize it`s a `do it yourself` thing.


Submitted by: Unknown/Anonymous

 

 

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