You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When...

 

You wake up face down on the pavement

You call suicide prevention, and they put you on hold

You put your bra on backwards and it fits better

You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles

Your son tells you he wished Anita Bryant would mind her own business

You want to put on the clothes you wore home from last night's party and 
there aren't any

You turn on the news, and they're showing emergency routes out of the city

Your twin sister forgets your birthday

You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke, and then realize that 
you don't have a waterbed

Your horn goes off accidentally, and remains stuck, as you follow a group 
of Hell's Angels on the freeway

Your wife wakes up feeling amorous, and you have a headache

 

(Compliments of cybercheeze)

 

 

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